21 Double meaning bollywood movies dialogues which will open up your dirty mind.

These days bollywood movies are famous for their entertaining dialogues. This entertainment raises high when it comes to double meaning dialogues. Some of the movies like “Masti”, “The dirty picture”, “Kya super cool hain hum” are only famous because of their double meaning dialogues. Let's start 'Gandi Baat'.

Staan hota sabhi ke paas hai, sab chupa ke rakhte hai, deta koi nai.. - Omi Vaidya, 3 Idiots

Tushar: Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?Ritesh: Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai, ki jaa rahi hai..- Ritesh Deshmukh, Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum

Tumko yaad kar karke haath dukha gaya hamara.. - Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Gangs Of Wasseypur II

Jo bistar pe zaban dete hai, woh aksar badal jaate hai.. - Emraan Hashmi, Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai

Jawani taste karne ke liye hoti hai, waste karne ke liye nahi... - Vidya Balan, The Dirty Picture

Dikhana wohi chahiye, jo log dekhna chahte hai.. - Vidya Balan, The Dirty Picture

Dil na sala left mein hota hein.. na right mein.. center mein hota hein... kyun ki hamein udhar hii dard ho raha hein... - Dhanush, Raanjhanaa

Ek thi - "Rajesh khanna ki" "hathi mere sathi" Or ek meri hai ......"haath-hi mere sathi"... - Aftab Shivdasani, Masti

Holi Khelne ka shaukh hai, par teri pichkari me dum nahi... - Vidya Balan, The Dirty Picture

Ravi kumar langot ka bahut pakka hai, woh bistar me neend ke alawa kuch nahi leta.. - Himesh Reshammiya, The Xpose

Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai, lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai... - Anil Kapoor, Race 2

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai... - Anil Kapoor, Musafir

Meerut ka hu, apni aukaat pe aa gaya na toh gand ka Gurgaon bana dunga.. - Arshad Warsi, Jolly LLB

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez.. - Nassar, Rowdy Rathore

Aaj mai thakne ke mood me nahi thakane ke mood me hu.. - Ritesh Deshmukh, Grand Masti

Jail me nirdosh aur randikhaane me nirodh, dono ki koi value nahi hai... - Tushar Kapoor, Shootout at wadala

Kahi two-some aur kahin three-some aur ab tak mai hand-some.. - Ritesh Deshmukh, Masti

Pyaar aur photograph me koi farak nahi hai, dono hi andhere me develop hote hai.. - Johnny Lever, Chori Chori Chupke Chupke